Maszturbálok az autómban, miután öt napot vártam, hogy lefényképezzem a rakományomat. Rálövök egy binkyre, és felszívom

It's been about five days since I've ejaculated,

which is like a fucking miracle.

I don't think I've ever in my adult life gone five days without jacking off.

I just had utter shit to do, unfortunately.

It's like, I don't know, believe me, I've wanted to masturbate this whole time, but...